Doechii Celebrates Streaming Success of The Weeknd Remix

Doechii is in full flex mode on the remix of The Weeknd and Playboi Carti’s hit “Timeless,” where she kicks off the track with a confident new verse.

The self-proclaimed Swamp Princess celebrates a major career milestone, boasting about her project Alligator Bites Never Heal racking up a billion streams in just a year.
“My brand grossin’ numbers you’ll never believe / It’s a billi’ on the streams,” she raps.

She keeps the energy high with lines like:
“Top Dawg cashin’ out Doechii stock (Clock that) / Pull up to the pgLang on the dot (On the dot) / Now I got a timeshare wrist watch (Wrist watch) / I been that girl since hopscotch, I’m too legit.”

The remix arrives on the heels of Doechii’s headline-making debut at the Met Gala. Prior to hitting the red carpet, she was filmed leaving The Mark Hotel under a screen and surrounded by umbrellas to keep her look under wraps. In the clip, she could be heard saying: “Give me another umbrella, now. I need more f**king umbrellas!”

The moment drew backlash online, with critics calling out how she spoke to her assistants. Doechii later addressed the controversy on TikTok, writing:
“All jokes aside, this was such an overstimulating night but I wouldn’t trade it for the world. This was the night we all dreamed of and my team killed it (umbrellas aside).”

She cheekily added: “God forbid a girl needs more umbrellas.”

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